1 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:05,870 Oh, I'm so bloated today. I can't even zip my pants up. 2 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:07,038 Me neither. 3 00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:08,907 I'm retaining So much water, 4 00:00:08,975 --> 00:00:11,009 I feel like I'm carrying An aquarium in my pocket. 5 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:13,044 Oh, well, hey, Check this out. What? 6 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:15,614 I was at the health food store With lily this weekend, 7 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,649 Buying cruelty-free Eyeliner, 8 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:20,018 And I found This new herbal remedy. 9 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,253 "Lady time." 10 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,054 "All-natural. All-herbal. 11 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:25,857 Stops your out-of-control Ovulation rantings." 12 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:28,560 Hmm. Thanks. I'll try it out. 13 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,895 Hey, is it me, 14 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,732 Or has the whole hatred thing Between our two groups 15 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,300 Reached an all-time high? 16 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,636 Seems like, until recently, We stirred things up, 17 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,638 And they just followed Our hideous examples. 18 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,340 Well, sis, 19 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:43,842 I think today we should Let the girls know 20 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:45,844 That it's the dawning Of a new era 21 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:47,479 And call a total detente. 22 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,615 Yeah. You know, actually, 23 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:53,385 I think that if we just Got them all into one room And communicated, 24 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:55,387 We could all be Great friends. 25 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:57,121 Don't you think? 26 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,759 [screaming] 27 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,929 Mary cherry, You are a total liar! 28 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,097 [brooke] Okay, that's it! No! 29 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,499 Lily! Lily! 30 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,702 No! Nooo! 31 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,837 All right! Stop it! 32 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,840 Okay. We obviously need To take another lady time! 33 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,043 Oh, my god, we're out. Thanks, brooke, you hog! 34 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:21,246 That's it! I'm taking you to the mat! 35 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,649 [yelling] 36 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,118 Oh, my god! This is how it ends. 37 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:29,621 Trapped in this hellhole Restroom, out of food, 38 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,222 Out of oxygen! 39 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:34,559 We're gonna die in here. We're gonna die! 40 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,995 [yelling] 41 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,038 ♪ think it over once or twice ♪ 42 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,040 ♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪ 43 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:53,678 ♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪ 44 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:56,014 ♪ in the end do you believe ♪ 45 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:58,717 ♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪ 46 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,752 ♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪ 47 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,687 ♪ you've been deceived ♪ 48 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:05,357 ♪ well, me and b ♪ 49 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:09,127 ♪ we hate supermodels ♪ 50 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:18,670 ♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪ 51 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:32,116 In the scarlet letter, the first Book we're gonna dive into 52 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:34,453 This semester In feminist lit, 53 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:37,422 The heroine of hester prynne 54 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,659 Is forced to wear A shameful "A" for "Adultery"... 55 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:41,993 On her chest. 56 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:44,663 Now, she's forced to do this 57 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:47,298 Because she refused to identify 58 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,468 The father of the child She conceived out of wedlock. 59 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:50,602 Hey, carm. 60 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,070 I think you Should sew 61 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:53,672 A big "L" on your chest. 62 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,907 You know, for "Loser." 63 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,845 Yes, mary cherry. Mr. Bennet, 64 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,948 Do I have to sit next to her? 65 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,584 She stinks. No, you are the one 66 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:08,687 Who smells, mary cherry-- Like roadkill. 67 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,689 Come on, guys. Let's concentrate. 68 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:13,024 As we dig into Hawthorne's book, 69 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:16,361 I really want you to put Yourselves into hester's clogs. 70 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:21,200 To me, this book Is feminist and humanist 71 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:23,935 Because it's about Eventual victory from shame, 72 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:27,138 From the secrets That destroy us. 73 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,974 I guess maybe I feel So passionately about this book 74 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,212 Because, for years, I lived in shame. 75 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,815 But I'm glad to say I came out Of the closet five years ago, 76 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,017 And I'm doing much better. 77 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:41,220 Yeah. Mr. Bennet, 78 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:43,522 Let me just say, On the record, 79 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,657 That I love the gays. 80 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,026 Thanks, mary cherry. We love you, too. 81 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,028 Okay! [laughs] 82 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,898 Okay, guys, Here's the lesson du jour. 83 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,569 We are all of us hesters To a certain degree, 84 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,671 With festering secrets. 85 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,406 And I think what this book Ultimately teaches us 86 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:07,479 Is that the truth Is the only real freedom. 87 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,581 Okay, so what I want you to do 88 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,850 Is I want you to write down... 89 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,252 Your deepest, 90 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,755 Darkest, most shameful secret. 91 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,924 Don't sign your name. Put it in the envelope. 92 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,960 We're gonna Throw them away later. 93 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:25,163 And as we read, I want you to imagine 94 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,031 Being held captive 95 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,767 By that secret, 96 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,769 As sadly so many of us are. 97 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:34,105 Hopefully, by the end of The book, a bit of hester Will have rubbed off. 98 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,575 And, hopefully, Some of the shame. 99 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,689 [carmen] Mr. Bennet said To throw these away, right? 100 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:52,691 Get rid of the shame? [lily] Right. 101 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,326 [lily] I hate this time of The month. I always break out. 102 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,461 [carmen] Have you tried the new... 103 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,908 Hey, you guys. How was the new lit class? 104 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,943 I've decided I really Hate that mary cherry. 105 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,112 What is she doing In a feminist studies class? 106 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,715 She should be In fascist studies, And her hair is too blonde. 107 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,917 You know who I hate more? Nicole! 108 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,653 Ever since I quit The glamazons, she has Been meaner to me than ever. 109 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,322 One more insult, I'm gonna snap. 110 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,990 Ow! Oh, my god. Cramp. 111 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,292 Cramp! Here, hold. Breathe. 112 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,763 Breathe. 113 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:32,964 I hate men. 114 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,068 [shrieking] 115 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,272 [shrieking] 116 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,109 Bye, harrison! 117 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:53,952 Okay. I have got to start Hanging out with guys At least one week a month. 118 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,355 Nic, are you tender? 119 00:05:56,423 --> 00:06:00,625 Yes, like two rare lamb chops On a spit-fire grill. 120 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,027 What are you looking at? Huh? 121 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,096 Huh? Uh, nothing. 122 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,132 Just existing. Is that chocolate On your breath? 123 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,334 Are you tryin' to humiliate me 'cause you know I'm cravin' it? 124 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:11,469 Answer me! 125 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,040 [crying] 126 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,308 Nice. 127 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,444 [nicole] Very nice. 128 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,616 [shrieking] 129 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:28,653 [shrieking] 130 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,355 [snarling] 131 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:32,624 [growling] 132 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,693 [snarling] 133 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,596 [roaring] [screeching] 134 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,366 [screeching] 135 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,004 Okay, guys. Bye. See you at lunch. 136 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,743 Whoa! 137 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,778 Dude! [whistles] 138 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,079 Hey. 139 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,315 Listen, can I, uh, sit With you guys today? 140 00:06:57,383 --> 00:07:00,752 The gang I sit with, They're all simultaneously Greeting aunt flo. 141 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,320 Why didn't you Say so earlier? 142 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:03,688 [chair scraping] 143 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,558 [sighs] We're suffering ourselves. 144 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:09,060 Did you guys know That in indian cultures, 145 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,830 The chiefs Would make all the women 146 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:14,132 Live outside the tepees When their lady time came? 147 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,199 Good idea. 148 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,736 Oh. What was that, sugar? 149 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,338 Oh, um, nothing, brooke. 150 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,273 Um... 151 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,843 That's a really nice vest You got on there. 152 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:27,579 What's up, harrison? Why you sitting over here? 153 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:31,616 It seems that The boys are afraid of us Because we're menstruating. 154 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:34,385 Thus, in their sexist little Eyes, we couldn't possibly 155 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,187 Have a rational, Calm lunch hour. 156 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:39,190 We're just gonna have to Prove them wrong, right? 157 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,525 Yes, we will. [chuckles] 158 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:50,234 Is that my bracelet? Oh... 159 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,639 That's my bracelet, sam. That's my favorite bracelet. 160 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:58,943 My mother gave me that bracelet. You didn't ask me if you could Wear that bracelet! 161 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,812 Dear mother of god, Please let this end! 162 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,581 Just chill out, okay? 163 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,717 It was in the drawer, I put it on. It's no big deal. 164 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:11,055 No wonder you stole it. It is the exact same color of The hula skirt of your dreams. 165 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,224 Right, sammie? 166 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,293 Uh-huh. You read my diary? 167 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,395 Yep. So much for boundaries, Huh, brooke? 168 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:19,563 You're unbelievable. 169 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,402 Um, brooke, 170 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:28,439 If you could make it with Any of the backstreet boys, Who would it be? 171 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:33,577 Oh... You had no right To rifle through my secrets! 172 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:36,615 What'd she do now? Stole my diary. 173 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,950 She stole my diary. Uh-huh. 174 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:44,022 Nice fur, mary cherry. You freak. 175 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:47,859 Yeah, uh, li'l lily, I'd be glad to stop wearing Anally electrocuted mink 176 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,628 If only you'd be so kind As to skin your legs 177 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,131 And present them to me As a gift. 178 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,133 Yeah, speaking of, Uh, grooming, carmen, 179 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,636 There's this new invention Called leave-in conditioner. 180 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,771 Just a small dollop In your palm, rub it in. 181 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,305 It's real simple, hon. 182 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,340 [giggles] 183 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,277 [mary gasps] 184 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,319 Good for you! 185 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,187 [snarling] 186 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,692 That's it! 187 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,827 It's time to rumble! 188 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,528 Fine. Three o'clock? 189 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,730 Parking lot! 190 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,866 You don't have the nerve, Fur freak! 191 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:31,636 Oh, bring it on, lily. Bring it on. I know tae bo. 192 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:35,006 We've been waiting for this date Since the beginning. Huh, sister? 193 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:38,242 You know what, brooke? I bet you fight like a girl. 194 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,344 You want a piece of this? Come on! 195 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,581 Bring it on, brooke! I'll bring it on! 196 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:44,248 Let's go. Let's go. [nicole] Starburst! 197 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,950 I'm gonna get you! 198 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,587 They're gonna Kill each other. 199 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,155 [sugar] Oh, my! 200 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,994 Um, miss glass, sir? 201 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:58,263 We have a question. A biological question. 202 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:01,432 It's about girls A-and their, um, periods-- 203 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,735 Wh-while they're, Um, menstruating. 204 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:07,505 Yes, they're capable of murder And other acts of unspeakable Horror. Next question. 205 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,673 Wait. Is that really true? 206 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,743 Is dinah shore A national treasure? 207 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,946 For verification, We need to look no further 208 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,682 Than the exotic, lively Fire ants of madagascar. 209 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,684 The two million Lady ants ovulate 210 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,586 On the same day. 211 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,957 I refer to what happens next As the "Cranky, lady Madagascar ant smack-down." 212 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,226 Word? The lady ants wrestle? 213 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,693 Yes, they wrestle. 214 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:32,096 After which the ovulating Lady ants attack, 215 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:36,034 Then routinely tear each other Limb from limb. 216 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,836 Well, here. 217 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:42,106 If you like, I can loan you My own personal copy Of the madagascar ants. 218 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,608 Lots of interesting tidbits About ovulation. 219 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,710 Enjoy. 220 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,713 Is there any way to, um, 221 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,049 Stop the lady ants From killing each other 222 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,051 Once they decide To rumble? No. 223 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,453 Nature has to run its course. 224 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:05,463 Girls, it's time to kick Some unpopular ass And take some prisoners! 225 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:09,433 This feud has lasted Over six months now, And I'm all out of talk. 226 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,636 I skipped fourth period And got us girl gang Leather jackets. 227 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,974 My personal tailor, eduardo, Stitched our names on the back 228 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,009 For style-slash-unity purposes. 229 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,078 Chola number one? That's you. 230 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:24,182 Nic, you're number two, And I'm chola number three. 231 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,851 Girls. 232 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:31,089 It's time to ladle up a big Steamin' cup of whup-ass. 233 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:34,592 In the words of public enemy, It's time to fight the power. 234 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,660 Those bitches Are goin' down. 235 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:28,012 Out of our way, gilligan. We got clocks to clean. 236 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:32,250 No, you don't have to do that. The popular girls, they're Throwing up the white flag. 237 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,252 Josh just told me. 238 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,154 Cut to the chase, And get me some chocolate. 239 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,724 Right. They want to meet you In the novak, to apologize. 240 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,660 They're admitting they're wrong About everything. 241 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,728 Hmm. Okay. 242 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,503 Okay. So, throw down Your white flag. 243 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,738 Or in your case, mary cherry, Your white hood. 244 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:58,009 Aha! Well, we accept Your apology, li'l lily. 245 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:01,179 Apology? You're supposed To apologize to us. 246 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,781 So do it. [all] Huh! 247 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,984 Uh, okay, then. Wait a minute. Why are we he... 248 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,254 The boys. Ohh... 249 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,588 They tricked us, 250 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:14,092 No doubt to foster A healing conversation. 251 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,228 Well, I say it's time to throw A little salt on the wounds. 252 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,930 What do you say, sammie? You up for a little Parking lot payback? 253 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,502 [lock clicking] 254 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,615 It's locked. Oh, you are such a wimp. 255 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:38,782 It's not locked. 256 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,459 Okay, it's locked. Okay, no. Wait. 257 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:50,995 [sniffing] 258 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,397 Is that chocolate I smell? 259 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,934 Sugar daddy, are you out there? 260 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,837 You let me out, Or I will kill you! 261 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,704 Harrison, Are you there, too? 262 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,007 Come on. Let us out. This really isn't funny. 263 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,176 Don't you push me! I can. 264 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,578 Ohhh! 265 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,250 Oh, my god, y'all! 266 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,353 We're caged! ♪♪ [suspenseful music] 267 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,491 You guys, Check your cell phones again. 268 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,895 The batteries are dead. 269 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,664 Sweet god almighty. 270 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:30,334 If word gets around That I was in a room this long With you unpopular hags, 271 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,436 My social rep Will never recover. 272 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:36,875 Nicole, why don't you just Admit that you had implants, Sit down and shut up. 273 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:41,079 Stop fighting. We have more Important things to discuss. Like oxygen deprivation. 274 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:44,115 What? No. Don't joke about that. I feel claustrophobic. 275 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,450 I'm not joking. 276 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,519 By 6:00, we'll pretty much Run out of o2 and suffocate. 277 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,654 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 278 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,890 Somebody's gonna come. 279 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,424 Guys, come on. Oh, my god. 280 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,693 This is just Like that movie alive!, 281 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,095 Where rational people 282 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,563 Abandoned in nature Go mad with hunger 283 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,866 And eat each other Like lust-crazed cannibals! 284 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,736 And my blood sugar's Plummetin' by the minute. 285 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,772 If I gotta munch A bunch on any of these Birkenstock wearers, 286 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,075 I'm gonna need a lot of tabasco, Which we don't have. 287 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,578 How you doing, carm? 288 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,846 ♪♪ [suspenseful music] 289 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,116 Oh, my god! Don't let them do this! 290 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,451 Okay, nobody's Gonna eat anybody. 291 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,153 Okay? Okay? 292 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,156 Guys, come on. Pull it together. Look. 293 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,792 Geez! Guys, come on. Okay, look. 294 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,727 Does anybody have any nosh? 295 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,729 Fruit? Frozen yogurt? Tuna packed in water? 296 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,398 Who carries Tuna packed in water? 297 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:38,569 Wait. I just have a thing. It's a... It's a cert, Covered in lint. 298 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,670 Give it to me! 299 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,005 I'm the thinnest. 300 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,507 I need the nourishment. 301 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,276 I would rather die than Give you anything, mary cherry. 302 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,045 [carmen chuckles] Okay. Fine. 303 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:52,150 Ow! Give it to me! 304 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,651 Get off of me! 305 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,954 Mary cherry, stop it! You're killing her! 306 00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,089 Stop it! 307 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,425 See? I knew you were insane, Mary cherry! 308 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,861 Okay, you guys. Hey, look, relax. 309 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,996 Here. Have a lady time. 310 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,400 Here. 311 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,836 [sighs] Okay. 312 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,273 Okay, okay, think. 313 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,776 If we had a shovel, we could Dig our way out, right? 314 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:19,777 [scoffs] 315 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,413 [mouthing words] 316 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,288 [clanging] 317 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,023 No, we got Solid concrete here, kids. 318 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,159 [lily] There's got to be A way out of here. 319 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,899 ♪♪ [creepy theme] 320 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,638 [woman narrator] the female fire ant is usually 321 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,608 a docile, cooperative creature. 322 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,345 but in this moment of ovulation, 323 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,014 madness takes over. 324 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,549 These lady ants Are bad mamma jammas. 325 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:02,052 [sugar] The violence Scares yet excites me. 326 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,288 They've been in there An hour, and nothing yet. 327 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,591 We did a good thing. The "Look the other way" Approach didn't wash anymore. 328 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,761 We're forcing them to deal With the built-up tensions. 329 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,764 Isn't locking them In the pen the worst thing We could have done? 330 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,599 Giving them access To a parking lot 331 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,768 With speeding cars That can be used As weapons, yes. 332 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:21,039 Making them Talk it out, no. Stop watching this! 333 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,441 No! [josh] How can Miss glass watch this? 334 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,576 She must be the most boring Woman-man on the planet. 335 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,346 [static] 336 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,615 W-w-what? 337 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,384 I'm veronica pain, 338 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,519 And you're watching Pain tv! 339 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,021 Oh, my god. It's miss glass. 340 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,597 Mary cherry, What are you doing? 341 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,599 Yo, it's our only hope. 342 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,302 If a government spy plane With x-ray spy vision Should fly overhead 343 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,372 And see our plea, They might come save us. 344 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:57,140 Otherwise, We're gonna die in here! 345 00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:00,078 The only thing we're Gonna die from is boredom. 346 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:03,113 Well, is anybody up for A game of truth or dare? 347 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,249 Oh! How about just truth? 348 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:09,353 I mean, I forgot I've got a secret burning A hole in my pocket. 349 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,423 Six secrets, to be exact. 350 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,658 You stole the Hester prynne secret slips? 351 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,160 Nicole, that's totally Out of line. 352 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,330 Oh, shut up, complainer! This is a reason To go on livin'! 353 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,899 Anybody game? 354 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,067 As long as We're gonna die in here, 355 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,771 We may as well go to the grave With a clear conscience. 356 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,080 Let's review, shall we? 357 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,383 The secrets are, in order: 358 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,353 "They call me quack!" 359 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,522 "I've questioned My sexuality!" 360 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,991 "I did it again!" 361 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,194 "I made out with josh ford!" 362 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:55,032 "I'm dating josh ford!" 363 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,536 And, um, last but not least, "I went shopping with gwyneth!" 364 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,505 Wait. Two people in here Are involved with josh? 365 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,973 Since when? 366 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,008 What do you care, frigid one? You dumped him. 367 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,178 Okay, hush. Now, we do this in order. 368 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,283 Who's brave enough to admit... 369 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,452 "They call me quack!" 370 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,821 Step forward And face the music. 371 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,158 All right. 372 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,762 I admit it. 373 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,197 My scarlet letter is "D." 374 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,067 "D" for "Duck." 375 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:33,571 [mary] My deepest secret is as old as I. I was born with it. 376 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,406 a hideous, frightening affliction 377 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,975 common in southerners with too much inbreeding. 378 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,911 Dr. Kiski, I've come here 'cause I hear you're the best Plastic surgeon in the world. 379 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,813 Thank god You're in switzerland. 380 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,083 I couldn't hold my hair up high If I had to deal with this Embarrassment in the states. 381 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,486 Hope you haven't had lunch. Mary cherry. 382 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,490 My daughter's a freak, And I need you to fix it. 383 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,158 [mary] I was born with webbed hands and feet, 384 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,160 a great and terrible shame. 385 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,330 Dr. Kiski, as you can see, 386 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,966 So much for my dreams of my Daughter being a hand model. 387 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,103 Twelve painful Operations later, 388 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,906 And my hands were perfect And satiny smooth. 389 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,442 What about your feet? 390 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,545 They remain a reminder Of a hauntin' genetic flaw. 391 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:18,415 Despite years of pain And experimental techniques, 392 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,420 They're still webbed. 393 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,422 ♪♪ [suspenseful music] 394 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,929 Sorry. 395 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,197 Okay, then. Moving on. 396 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:39,036 Um, "I've questioned My sexuality!" 397 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:42,706 This secret is so shocking And dirty birdy. 398 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:46,410 Is it you, spam? Are you the one asking your Subconscious if you're confused? 399 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,046 I saw you wearing flannel Just yesterday. 400 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:50,548 Wait a minute. 401 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,017 Leave her alone. 402 00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,890 It's me. 403 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,462 [nicole] "I've questioned my sexuality!" 404 00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:06,997 Lily, fess up. 405 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,170 My scarlet letter is "C." 406 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,140 "C" for "Confused." 407 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,243 [lily] It began about four months ago. 408 00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:21,745 [lily crying] 409 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,582 I had a chance to lose my virginity, 410 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,484 and I failed. 411 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,320 Did harrison have Bad breath, or... 412 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,423 [chuckles] 413 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,225 [sniffling, chuckling] 414 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,027 No. 415 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,062 He was minty-fresh. 416 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,201 I just chickened out. 417 00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:45,569 You were nervous. 418 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,805 I wasn't, though. 419 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,241 I just wasn't Interested. 420 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,078 What's wrong with me? 421 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,580 Nothing. 422 00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:01,485 Nothing. It... [sniffling] 423 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,655 Maybe you just Don't have it in you. 424 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,123 I mean... 425 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,761 Maybe you like girls Or something. 426 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,730 What? 427 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,765 Why would you say that? 428 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,366 I don't know. 429 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:22,139 Yeah, well, you know, Maybe there's that Sexuality scale, 430 00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:25,909 With 10 being k.D. Lang 431 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,978 And 1 being gwyneth or... 432 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,748 [chuckles] I'm no k.D., okay? 433 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:40,257 But if... I turn out to be, 434 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,426 When I get older, 435 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,930 Would you think I was weird? 436 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,466 No. 437 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,067 I wouldn't. 438 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,503 [sighs, sniffles] 439 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:56,206 And you don't have to Decide this tonight, lil. 440 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,809 I know. 441 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,011 I just... 442 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,114 I don't want To keep hurting people... 443 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:05,816 Or myself. 444 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:11,054 I just... I feel kind of Alone here, you know? 445 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,992 You're never alone When I'm around. 446 00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:18,228 You know that. 447 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,072 [nicole] Then what happened? 448 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:33,343 Nothing. It was innocent. We didn't go any further. 449 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,780 I'm still trying To figure it out, 450 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:38,115 And the thing is, The other day 451 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:41,184 I saw this guy, And he was really hot, 452 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,353 And I would totally Make out with him. 453 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:46,090 So... I don't know. 454 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,893 I have to say I've thought about it. 455 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,629 [snickering] 456 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,501 Carmen, what? Just don't talk to me. 457 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,969 Okay? Just don't. 458 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,241 No, you know what? I'm saying this. 459 00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:08,078 This was my secret, too, And you had no right to open Your big fat mouth about it! 460 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,080 Carmen, it happened. 461 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,716 I am not like you. 462 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,919 I know what I want, And it's certainly not women. 463 00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:18,922 Boy, you guys have shared A lot lately, haven't you? 464 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,024 I guess I wasn't A good enough friend 465 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:24,428 To talk to about something That informs your very identity. 466 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,998 Sam, it's not like you've been Real available lately. 467 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,200 Up until recently, The great brooke war 468 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,102 Pretty much consumed All your time, so... 469 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:35,372 Okay, wait. Back to the Lesbian part. Were there Tongues involved here? 470 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,207 I am really hurt. 471 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:38,341 I am. 472 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,343 How did this Become about you? 473 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:43,180 I feel betrayed, okay? 474 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:45,182 I feel so... 475 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,784 Betrayed. 476 00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:48,786 Terribly, deeply betrayed. 477 00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:51,521 So, for the last time, 478 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:53,591 Where did you get that tape? 479 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:55,859 Miss glass, we told you. You gave us the tape. 480 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,595 It's the lady ant tape. 481 00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:00,397 That's a lie! You're out to get me! 482 00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:02,833 I'm sorry. 483 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:07,137 I'm a little emotional. 484 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:10,173 You think I'm a sick joke, Don't you? A folly. 485 00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:14,244 I feel, too, you know. 486 00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:17,715 I may have the shoes of a man, But I cry like a little girl. 487 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:18,816 Miss glass? 488 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:22,119 Sir, if we promise Not to tell anyone about 489 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,486 Your secret, Could we leave? 490 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,255 You can trust us. 491 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:27,257 I trust no one. 492 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,559 I... 493 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,762 Need to think about What to do here. 494 00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:38,068 Okay, guys... 495 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:42,840 What is going on here? 496 00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:45,575 Brooke, I'm really beginning To see your side in all this. 497 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:48,278 Must be really difficult Living with someone 498 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:51,348 Who's so completely Self-absorbed. 499 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:54,318 It is. Lily, that is not What this is about. 500 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,286 Feeling left out, sam? Interesting... 501 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,655 How the revealed secrets Have completely polarized 502 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,858 Your posse onto Our side of the fence. 503 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:04,394 Hmm. Maybe that means The grass is less "Judgy" 504 00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:07,231 On our side. 505 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:10,433 Let's see if we can't tear apart Your group some more. 506 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:14,437 Two secrets down, four to go. It's only fair. 507 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:15,906 "I did it again!" 508 00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:16,974 Carmen, 509 00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:18,709 Would that be A painful reference 510 00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:21,478 To your back-to-school Shopping at wal-mart? 511 00:26:21,546 --> 00:26:23,280 It's me. 512 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,618 It's... 513 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:29,687 It's my secret. 514 00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:34,358 My scarlet letter is... 515 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,059 "R." 516 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,061 "R" for "Rebound." 517 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,632 [brooke] josh had come over to my house 518 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:43,767 after the sadie hawkins dance. 519 00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:46,303 he was upset; he just wanted to talk. 520 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:49,472 Mm. I'm so glad we're Getting back together. 521 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,474 What did you just say? 522 00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:54,144 Nothing. 523 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:59,116 No. Josh, we are not... 524 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:00,617 Back together. 525 00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:07,524 Why did I do this? 526 00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:09,193 This is wrong. 527 00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,493 This is so... 528 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,162 Wrong. 529 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,433 This is not What I want anymore. 530 00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:17,768 This is... 531 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,770 How can I expect To get anywhere 532 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,672 If I just keep taking Two steps backwards? 533 00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,042 Brooke, I love you. 534 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:30,613 I... I know You do, josh. 535 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,616 This is why I feel So bad right now. 536 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,087 We've got to Stop this. 537 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,389 I need to move on. 538 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,359 I... I think you should leave. 539 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:47,698 Um, what night did you say This happened on again? 540 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:49,466 After sadie hawkins. 541 00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:51,068 I don't believe this. 542 00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:52,602 What? 543 00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,809 Um... 544 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,844 The night that you Were with josh, 545 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,045 Yeah? 546 00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:03,713 I was with him, too. 547 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:09,119 Miss glass, How did you get caught up In something so sordid? 548 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,421 I ask myself That question every day. 549 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:14,124 Maybe I should Try answering it. 550 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:19,563 My scarlet letter is "L." 551 00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,565 "L" for "Lonely lady." 552 00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:26,003 [miss glass] For years I'd ached for companionship, 553 00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:27,670 for touch. 554 00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:30,673 but that was a ship that had never come in for me. 555 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:32,376 sometimes on saturday nights, 556 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,611 I'd head over to my favorite restaurant, croutons, 557 00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:36,980 for a solitary lo-cal bite. 558 00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:40,283 love, or what I thought was love 559 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,285 came unexpectedly. 560 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:43,987 Ahhh. 561 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,428 Rrrr. 562 00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:57,567 [miss glass] I was but a fly, 563 00:28:57,636 --> 00:28:59,769 and he was both spider... 564 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,138 and web. 565 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:04,741 [♪♪ tango] 566 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:12,983 Rrrr! 567 00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:16,053 [gulping] 568 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:20,690 ♪♪ [tango continues] 569 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:48,151 [miss glass] At first we cuddled and watched the discovery channel. 570 00:29:49,688 --> 00:29:53,356 but I soon learned he was just using me for his perversions. 571 00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:56,426 godfrey didn't love me. he couldn't love me. 572 00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:58,528 he only wanted cruelty. 573 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:02,532 and cruelty is what he got. 574 00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:04,767 I tried to break away. 575 00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,269 Couldn't. 576 00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:10,207 He threatened to turn me in, 577 00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:12,842 Show the tapes to the p.T.A., Have me fired. 578 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:16,813 I'm sorry you boys Had to see this. 579 00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:18,815 So am I, bobbi glass. 580 00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:21,384 Daddy's home. 581 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:26,389 [brooke] You couldn't Have been with josh. I don't believe you. 582 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:33,296 My scarlet letter is "B." 583 00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:35,965 "B" for "Betrayer." 584 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,435 [sam] Josh said he was upstairs returning cds, 585 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,971 the final breakup exchange. 586 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,507 we talked for an hour, then one thing led to another, and... 587 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,743 Okay, okay, Wait, wait, wait. Josh, stop. 588 00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:49,045 I can't do this with you. 589 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:51,915 This is wrong, josh. 590 00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:57,420 Look, I may not Like brooke sometimes, 591 00:30:57,489 --> 00:31:00,257 But she doesn't deserve this, And neither do I. 592 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:04,394 I... I didn't mean For things to get out of hand. 593 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:06,396 It's just been a rough night. 594 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:09,799 The truth of the matter is, 595 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:13,970 I realize we don't have a heck Of a lot in common, do we? 596 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,308 So... What? You're saying it's just... 597 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,510 Chemical. Yeah. 598 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,314 And... I want more than that. 599 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,383 I think you do, too. 600 00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:29,152 Well, I can't have what I want. 601 00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,896 Thank you for not Going over the line. 602 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:43,333 Lord, I've got the vapors. 603 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:46,703 That josh is just a gigolo! 604 00:31:46,771 --> 00:31:49,439 No, he isn't. He's probably Just in a lot of pain, 605 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:52,475 Trying to get comfort Wherever he can. 606 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:54,477 Sam, look at the mirror. 607 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:56,213 If you're "I made out With josh ford"... 608 00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:58,915 Then who's "I'm dating josh ford"? 609 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,154 ♪♪ [suspenseful music] 610 00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:07,156 You dirty little home wrecker! Nicole, how could you? 611 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:11,294 Forget about carmen. Let's eat her first For punishment! 612 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:13,496 "Forget about carmen"? 613 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,498 Boy, that would be typical. 614 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,601 And very wrong. 615 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,506 I'm the one who's Dating josh ford now. 616 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,384 Wait a big fat minute. 617 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:37,487 You, carmen ferrara, Social pond scum, are dating 618 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,656 Josh ford, the most Popular guy in the school? 619 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,658 Go ahead. Doubt me. 620 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,426 I doubt myself. 621 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:45,628 And I'm embarrassed about it. 622 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,633 My scarlet letter is "U." 623 00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:55,905 "U" for "Unworthy." 624 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,541 [carmen] It started after sadie hawkins. 625 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:01,077 we danced and had a really great time. 626 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:03,146 the next day, we were talking, and... 627 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,582 I'm glad at the dance We decided to get together 628 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,584 And practice for This public speaking course. 629 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,487 I don't even know why I signed up for this class. 630 00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:13,390 I just feel so lame And dumb sometimes. 631 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,925 Please. You're really good. 632 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:19,329 It's people that make me Feel dumb sometimes. 633 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:21,464 Like brooke and sam. 634 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:24,134 My dad. Always my dad. 635 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:25,935 Yeah, well, You know, um, 636 00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:29,005 People used to make me feel Gross about myself, too. 637 00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:32,942 Until I just decided to stop Caring what they thought. 638 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,213 Thank you, carmen. 639 00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:37,447 For what? 640 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:40,016 For being the first person 641 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:42,652 To make me feel okay About myself. 642 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:45,488 [carmen] from that moment on, we were like this team. 643 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:48,991 us against people who didn't get us. 644 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,428 he told me stuff he'd never told anybody. 645 00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:53,997 I swear, it's like we were [sighs] 646 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,131 instant soul mates. 647 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,234 Carmen? 648 00:33:57,302 --> 00:34:00,203 Do you want to go out sometime? 649 00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:11,080 [brooke] When was this date Supposed to happen? 650 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,585 Tonight. [nicole scoffs] Interesting. 651 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:18,888 If that's true, cupcake, Then why would josh Lock you in here today? 652 00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:21,991 For once in your life, You're right, carmen. You are unworthy. 653 00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:25,928 Josh would never go out With anyone like you. Okay. 654 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,165 She made that up. On to my secret. 655 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,733 No big surprise here. I went shopping with gwyneth. 656 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:32,201 It's not fair! 657 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:34,871 How come everyone else's secrets Are so much sexier than mine? 658 00:34:34,939 --> 00:34:38,841 Nicole, you pathetic Little liar. 659 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,877 [carmen laughs] Gwyneth is not 660 00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:42,879 Your secret. 661 00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:45,415 I know what Your secret is. 662 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:51,721 I repeat: I went Shopping with gwyneth. 663 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:54,957 I bumped into her At jimmy choo's, and we Fought over the last sling bag, 664 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:56,960 And I said to her, "Take it, hon. 665 00:34:57,028 --> 00:35:00,062 I saw hush last night, And consider this A gesture of pity." 666 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,664 It's you I pity. 667 00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:04,233 Josh talks to me. 'member? 668 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:09,372 He tells me his hopes And mistakes. 669 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:14,611 So the way I see it is, You've got two options, hon. 670 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,446 Either you spill, 671 00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:18,381 Or I'm gonna do it for you. 672 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:23,786 Okay. 673 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:25,555 I slept with josh. 674 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:34,531 I'm sorry I tied you boys up. 675 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:37,367 Yeah, well, Now you know how it feels. 676 00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:39,502 Just keep picking At the knots. 677 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:42,605 What do you think He's gonna do with us? 678 00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:44,808 Yeah, that's right. I got four of them here. 679 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:48,778 Four fit specimens For your underground white Slavery operation. You dig? 680 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,980 Yes, I'll hold. 681 00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:56,519 Hold it right there, Mr. Man! You're goin' down! 682 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:59,856 One of you boys, quick like A bunny, run for help. 683 00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:02,258 [nicole] I slept with josh. 684 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,926 josh. 685 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,928 My scarlet letter is "J." 686 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,064 "J" for "Jealous." Thank you. 687 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,402 [nicole] It all began when I went to comfort josh 688 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,071 after brooke ruthlessly broke up with him. 689 00:36:15,139 --> 00:36:17,139 Josh, honey, What's wrong? 690 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,075 She broke up with me. 691 00:36:19,143 --> 00:36:21,711 Ohhh. Shh. 692 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,614 It's gonna be okay. She doesn't know What she's giving up. 693 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,115 Brooke! 694 00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:28,552 Mmm. I'm here. 695 00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:36,826 How could you do this to me? You were supposed to be My best friend! 696 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,528 You want to know the truth? 697 00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:41,063 Oh, yeah, I do. Come on. Bring it on, backstabber! 698 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:44,567 I didn't because I'm tired Of being second place 699 00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:46,836 In your sweepstakes sweep All the time. 700 00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:50,407 I did it because, for once, It didn't have to be All about brooky. 701 00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:53,743 I'm not gonna apologize For stepping out of your shadow. 702 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:56,546 And you know what else? 703 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,648 It was good. 704 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,550 You bitch! 705 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:01,818 You guys, stop it! 706 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,421 Stop it. Stop it! Stop it! 707 00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:05,922 Listen to yourselves! 708 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:08,525 Why don't you turn your rage Towards the real problem, 709 00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:11,160 The person that Caused all of this? You guys. 710 00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:12,595 I need your help. 711 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:15,232 Really. Well, josh, We need some answers. 712 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:19,436 ♪♪ [suspenseful music] 713 00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:21,438 [grunting] 714 00:37:21,506 --> 00:37:24,240 What do you want us to do, Teach? Slap him around a bit? 715 00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:26,308 Let him go. What? 716 00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:28,377 But then he'll get away. 717 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:32,148 I am tired of hiding In my own prison of shame. 718 00:37:32,216 --> 00:37:33,983 Let him go. 719 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,621 Um, hi. 720 00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:41,958 Maybe you'd like To reconsider this option. 721 00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:46,128 No. Go ahead. Turn the tapes In to the school board. Get me fired. 722 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:48,097 I don't care. 723 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:51,468 The fun is giving you Sleepless nights. 724 00:37:51,536 --> 00:37:55,037 If you don't care, there's No point in ratting you out. 725 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:59,942 Guess I'll stay silent for now. And lurking. 726 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:02,445 You're sick, you know that? Thank you. 727 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,152 Miss bobbi glass? Sir? 728 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:12,722 We'll always have croutons. 729 00:38:16,527 --> 00:38:18,060 Mm! 730 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:20,396 What now, miss glass? 731 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:23,866 Well, first thing On my to do list 732 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:26,569 Is to give you three brave boys An automatic "A" 733 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,004 For the semester. 734 00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:31,941 If, that is, You can keep a little secret. 735 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:34,544 [chuckles] Yeah. 736 00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:38,247 What happened to josh? 737 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,684 Get out of there! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be a ho! 738 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:44,020 [all shouting] 739 00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:45,322 Get out of there! 740 00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:48,224 [shouting continues] 741 00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:52,595 Stop it! Stop it! Leave him alone! 742 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,497 Oh, stop protecting him, Darling! 743 00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:57,567 You're not the only one Who's nibbled off That tired old snack. 744 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,802 We've all had our share. 745 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:02,372 Mary cherry, What are you babbling about? Oh. 746 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:05,007 I'm no babblin' brooke, hon. 747 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:07,376 Just a lady Who needs to fess up. 748 00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:10,513 I lied about my secret. 749 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:13,783 It's actually more Shockin' and scandalous 750 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:16,452 Than all yours combined. 751 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,821 I slept with josh, too. 752 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:20,222 ♪♪ [suspenseful music] And joe. 753 00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,024 ♪♪ [suspenseful music] 754 00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,627 At the same time. [josh] Hey! I'm not like that! 755 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,996 Shut your dirty Whore mouth, player player! 756 00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:29,331 Okay. Wait a minute. Who the hell is joe? 757 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:33,302 But two menfolk could not Satisfy my carnal cravings. 758 00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:36,072 That's why lily... ♪♪ [suspenseful music] 759 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,907 Slept with us, too. 760 00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:40,576 I did not! 761 00:39:40,645 --> 00:39:42,712 Stop lyin', li'l lily! 762 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:44,046 You loved it! 763 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,381 [screaming] 764 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,819 Mary cherry, You are a total liar! 765 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:52,388 I hate lies, And I hate you! 766 00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:55,191 Oh, give me... Just give me a minute! 767 00:39:55,259 --> 00:39:56,726 What? 768 00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:58,728 Stop tryin' to kiss me, lily. 769 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:00,597 [screeching] 770 00:40:00,665 --> 00:40:02,732 [brooke] Okay, that's it! No! 771 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:04,100 Lily! Lily! 772 00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:07,136 No! Nooo! 773 00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:09,371 All right! Stop it! 774 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,508 Okay. We obviously need To take another lady time! 775 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:15,678 Oh, my god. We're out. Thanks, brooke, you hog! 776 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,214 That's it! I'm taking you to the mat! 777 00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:20,283 [yelling] 778 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,752 Oh, my god! This is how it ends. 779 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:26,255 Trapped in this hellhole Restroom, out of food, 780 00:40:26,324 --> 00:40:27,891 Out of oxygen! 781 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:31,227 We're gonna die in here. We're gonna die! 782 00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:34,697 [yelling] 783 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,866 What the hell Is going on in here? 784 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,101 Is that blood on the mirror? 785 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,438 [harrison] Where's josh? 786 00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:44,373 Wait... We took care of him Once and for all. 787 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,443 Uh-huh. Yeah, come on, pal. 788 00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:49,746 [harrison] Hold on. Wait a minute. 789 00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:51,814 I... We... The guys. We just wanted to help. 790 00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:53,816 [mary] We made A meal out of josh. 791 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:55,818 Now it's your turn! 792 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:58,921 [harrison] That's it. 793 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:02,625 Just... Just helping. That's all. Okay? 794 00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:05,928 You guys, Before we hurt harrison, 795 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,096 Look. 796 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:12,501 We're free. 797 00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,837 I feel like We went through a war. 798 00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,173 Y'all, call me crazy... 799 00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:20,276 Crazy. But I don't want to go. 800 00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:23,345 I just... Feel so safe With y'all in here. 801 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:26,215 It's weird, huh? Even though We kind of freaked out, 802 00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:27,784 The whole experience was... 803 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:29,886 Cathartic. Yeah. 804 00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:32,621 I feel like we ripped those Scarlet letters off our chests And flushed them. 805 00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:37,494 Thank you, joe, for making this Lady time share-in possible. 806 00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:39,195 [josh] No problem. 807 00:41:39,263 --> 00:41:40,596 You know what? 808 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,733 It was a real refreshing course In boundaries 101. 809 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,935 Thank you. Hey, what time is it? 810 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,804 It's almost 8:00. 811 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:50,673 We still have time To call our parents 812 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:53,509 And tell them we're okay And go out for some pizza. 813 00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:54,944 Forget the slices. 814 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,179 Let's mosey on over To croutons. 815 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:59,315 They've got An ambrosia salad I'd kill for. 816 00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:00,316 Ugh. 817 00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:02,251 Come on, li'l lily. 818 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,255 Um, josh, I think we're gonna Need to reschedule that date. Quack, wait up. 819 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,124 You know what? What? 820 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:11,627 You were right when you said That if we all got into a room And communicated, 821 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:13,462 We can be friends. Yeah. 822 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,531 Oh, nic. 823 00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:16,566 One more thing. 824 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,935 I never want To talk to you again. 825 00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:26,843 ♪ all we have to see ♪ 826 00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:28,978 ♪ is that I don't belong to you ♪ 827 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,680 [josh] Are they gone? 828 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:33,215 [harrison] Let's give it a minute, Just to be safe. 829 00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:34,984 ♪ freedom ♪ 830 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,619 ♪ oh, oh, freedom ♪ 831 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:39,721 ♪ my freedom ♪ 832 00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:41,123 No food? 833 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,292 No oxygen? We're gonna die here. 834 00:42:43,361 --> 00:42:44,727 We're gonna die! 835 00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:46,329 [pounding] Come on! 836 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,564 Let's us out of here! This isn't funny! 837 00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:50,833 ♪ freedom ♪ 838 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,935 ♪ you've got to give for what you take ♪ 839 00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:56,138 ♪ give for what you take ♪ 840 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:57,740 ♪ yeah ♪ 841 00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:04,313 ♪ to bend and not to break ♪ 842 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:07,917 ♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪ 843 00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:11,554 ♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪ 844 00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:14,690 ♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪ 845 00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:20,997 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪ 846 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:28,938 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪